Congrats on the new job! I just had a terrible interview this week. The manager told me to breathe and that “everything’s gonna be okay.” I was like, wow, I knew it was bad but not consolatory bad. Fuck me.
I want to hear about the new job and also everything else you do and write forever!!! I'm very sleep-deprived and overcaffeinated in case that was a weird thing to say to someone
Congrats on your new job! Once I was in an interview where the guy wrote my name down on a notepad at the beginning and, halfway through, ~crossed it out~
I felt this deeply. I have bombed so many interviews over the years but somewhere in my 40’s I sort of leveled out a bit and it’s not quite as bad. Congrats on the new gig and your writing brilliant and hilarious as always.
I coudn't read this until fledlging season was over in my neighborhood. Real holding your breath when you drive by a graveyard vibes. The number of baby ducks that didn't make it to teenagedom is shocking. The ones that did must have "I graduated in '08 but still landed a cushy tech job" energy.
Congrats on the new job! I just had a terrible interview this week. The manager told me to breathe and that “everything’s gonna be okay.” I was like, wow, I knew it was bad but not consolatory bad. Fuck me.
Noooooooo
I want to hear about the new job and also everything else you do and write forever!!! I'm very sleep-deprived and overcaffeinated in case that was a weird thing to say to someone
THANK YOU HANNAH
Congrats on your new job! Once I was in an interview where the guy wrote my name down on a notepad at the beginning and, halfway through, ~crossed it out~
NOOOOOOOOOO
To be fair I was an hour late bc I’d misread the emails and gone to Great Eastern Road instead of Great Eastern Street. BUT STILL
ohmygod HORRIFYINGGGG!!!!
I felt this deeply. I have bombed so many interviews over the years but somewhere in my 40’s I sort of leveled out a bit and it’s not quite as bad. Congrats on the new gig and your writing brilliant and hilarious as always.
I coudn't read this until fledlging season was over in my neighborhood. Real holding your breath when you drive by a graveyard vibes. The number of baby ducks that didn't make it to teenagedom is shocking. The ones that did must have "I graduated in '08 but still landed a cushy tech job" energy.