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“It’s the thought that counts” right? Wrong. Have more thoughts.

😘🤌👌

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The best live in this piece. But also, so many! Like the bath tray with the joint! 🤣

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Love this...especially "Notice how things are different from how they used to be. Notice which things are the same. Notice everything you can,". You nailed it! I'm only a "dog mom" and a late-to-the-party stepmom, but thank you!

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YES. Now will someone please forward this to my spouse so I don't look like a passive-agressive bitch?

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i will happily do so!

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I’ve been sending this Substack to friends with the request for their husband’s numbers so I could do this very thing. Seriously, send me his number

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A generous offer, thank you! Hope he wouldn't click a link from an unknown sender, though

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I have never been more represented in literature than in your section on "Spoiling the Suburban Trash Weasel Road Warrior", the experience of being seen was honestly its own reward, thank you

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Woolf Mode is the best mode. Love all of these ideas!⚡️

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whatta joy this was!

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Perfect ✨

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Absolutely hilarious

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Lol interviewing you for that piece was my favorite!

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